An Interview From Hell

The interviewer glares at Janet. “You’re late.” “But the interview is scheduled for 10:35 a.m.” “If this job were important, you would have arrived at least five minutes early.” “But—” “There’s no excuse for tardiness, Janet.” “It won’t happen again.” “Exactly right, because I won’t be hiring you. “Next!” In response to the “Add It Up” prompt.